sorry for being perfect

lurkerpi:

thriceinatrice:

lurkerpi:

WHAT I DONT GET IS WHY PEOPLE TURN OUT TO BE MURDERERS AND STUFF WHEN THEY COULD BE MAKING PEOPLE SMILE AND LAUGH WTF THATS PROBABLY THE MOST SATISFYING THING IN THE WORLD WHY WOULD YOU PASS THAT UP FOR KILLING PEOPLE

Clearly you’ve never had the pleasure of watching the fear in mans eyes as the life flees the wreckage of his body.

i am going to call the police

❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I don’t want to get married. I want to stay single and let my hair flow through the wind, as I ride through the glen firing arrows into the sunset.

(Source: kyrahaspixelexia)

A QUICK LESSON ON CROPS AND WHIPS FROM YOUR FAVOURITE HORSE RIDER

satan-doge:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

THIS IS A CROP

IT DOES NOT MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE

IT CAN LEAVE BRUISING BUT WILL NOT CUT YOUR SKIN

THIS IS A WHIP

IT DOES MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE

IT PROBABLY WON’T LEAVE BRUISING BUT CAN CUT YOUR SKIN

NOW GO FORTH AND WRITE ACCURATE PORN

I JUST SPAT CRANBERRY JUICE ALL OVER MY HOMEWORK AND DESK BECUASE OF THE END OF THAT.

tanakas:

if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me

Really thou

godheadcomplex:

if i ever tell you that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a fucking liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china

fuckyeahlaughters:

”where do you wanna go to dinner?”

”i don’t care”

”ok”

(Source: mrschriskendall)